Thursday, 15 March 2012

Super Anal Stretching

Dear readers,

     I have a real post ready when I get home from school, but I needed to share with you now a selection of my favourite searches that have brought you to my blog.
    This was as of last night.  I mean, Rats on Vinny Gorgeous also begs a few questions, but I am seriously afraid to click the link to see what came up from the anal stretching search.
     Fuck Beast Friend, my thoughts exactly.   The internet really scares me sometimes, but my god, it is a wonderful way to waste time.  I forgot how much I love Engrish, that website is pure gold!

Anyway, as long as people of the internest keep searching Pauly D drawings, gigantoraptor, and my personal favourite: University Gang Bang 6, this blog will live on in the hearts of weirdos across the globe.

Two more hours to kill before Abnormal Psychology, must watch as many episodes of Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch (pretty much Sailor Moon but with mermaids and they do karaoke to fight sea demons: BEST SHOW EVER!) as humanly possible in my shame corner. 

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

2000 Views!

     Still probably not that impressive; however, to me this is terribly exciting!  Last night we broke the 2000 barrier and counting!  I have my last mid term tomorrow, then school goes into a bit of a lull till finals.  Hopefully I can whip up some fun posts in between due dates and such.
     As always, thanks so much for reading and clicking on weird illustrations from your various Google image searches.  It fills me with such unexpected joy that other people actually like to read this blog.  Fanks for the support and let's make it to 3000 even faster! 
(This was last summer, ok?  It was a rough patch to say the least, and those tan lines are not making a return appearance.)

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

All Romantical n' Shit

     In my midterm procrastination, I stumbled upon this gem of writing.  When I was a silly high school girl of 17 and dying to be single, I made a list of qualities my perfect man will have.
     First off, lols at enjoying physical activity.  He can be as sedentary as he damn well pleases, but has to maintain that "svelt" physique. 
     Glasses are not an option, they are a requirement, he must understand what it's like to be blind.
     Obviously the most important feature on this list is "Party Tricks", still waiting on that loft apartment though.  Best part about this list is that it's still mostly true...mostly.  At least I knew exactly what I wanted, even in high school.
     I've read in girly magazines that we shouldn't have set expectations and lots of "must haves"; honestly, if only you all knew how picky I am about food, it is a miracle that this list isn't a filing cabinet.   These are simply guidelines. 
     The best surprises of all bring irrepressible joy, like a little fire that grows at unexpected times and makes you smile when you least expect it.
   

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

HAPPY VALUMTIMES

Yaaaaaaayyy it's heart day! Grab yourself a partner/bottle and celebrate being together/alone!  Don't worry, Thing of Stuff will always love you for reading! 
     Now how can I say that I love you when I have been so negligent in my posting recently?  Well here is your answer dear reader: I am actually content.  I love doing this and I don't blog only when I'm upset, but quite frankly, school comes first (we all know I mean drinking) then comes life (because I need something to blog about), then comes my passionate creative endeavours, sadly.  I know I've made this promise before, but another 4 month summer is coming up soonish so that means more time to post!
     That is my gift to you.  Gifts to me today included a delightfully offensive make-shift Valentine and Lego Dino set.  Pretty much perfection.  Eat my ass ages 5-12 recommendation, Lego is fun till death. 
     Going to Lego Land is on my bucket list so hard.  Anyway, it's really nice to be happy.  Honestly the only thing I find lack lustre is school, and my financial situation is a like a liquor stinking hobo sitting next to me on the bus: always there and frighteningly relevant.  It will be fine.  Something good will come up eventually and I can make some money to pay for school and my lifestyle.....maybe?
     Who really cares anyway?  As of right now I'm on reading break and fun times ensue!  Hope you all had a tolerable consumerist holiday and if not, at least candy goes on super sale tomorrow!

Thugs and kisses,

Thing of Stuff

Sunday, 29 January 2012

Get Away

     A few weekends ago, my family went to our cabin to clear some trees off our neighbour's property after a large storm.  It was a working holiday and I had to read hundreds of pages for my Abnormal Psychology midterm so all my spare time was spent reading the driest, most not picture-full hulk of textbook imaginable.  I'm still trying to kick mono and went to my friend's show the night (although that was met with strange circumstances, maybe to be chronicled another time) before, so I was hella tired when I got home with 4 hours to spare before we left for our ferry.
    Unlike in the summer, this trip had nothing to do with fashion.  I wore an exceedingly attractive coat that was a maternity gift when my mother was preggers with my older brother.  He was rather impressed to see me in the splendid garb.
      There comes a time in our lives when we learn that fashion isn't everything.  Personally, I thought it was a real milestone for me.
     I slept most of the day and studied the rest, I would be no help operating a chainsaw that tired so I retired to the sleeping cabin and went through Gundam 00 withdrawal.  You see, When I watch a series, I watch it hard.
     On a side note, when I was busing home from school one night, two Asian guys were sitting kitty corner to me and talking loudly and doing that shrieky laugh excited cackling Asian guys do, you know the one.  They kept looking at me, and although most of their conversation was in un-English, they thew some Engrish in.  I had on headphones, but I had turned my music off so it looked like I was listening to music, but was really eavesdropping on their conversation because they mentioned Gundam 00.  One of them pointed at me and said I look like Revive Revival.  I was still only on the beginning of season 1 so I had no idea who they were talking about, but I was damn excited to find out.
     So, if I had lilac hair, it's pretty good.  Just pull the other half of the back hair tail to the more voluminous side and there ya have it!  The only conundrum is that he is a man with a woman's voice.  Those crazy Japanese.
     Anyway, short story long, the weather became so foul on our trip that our power went out and all sailings back to the main land were cancelled for the entire day.  It was so windy that trees were bending at 45 degree angles and the sea was angrier than I had ever seen it.  It was rather majestic, but highly inconvenient.
    We got onto Vancouver Island; however, sailings back to our little island were cancelled too so we were stranded and had to get a hotel.  I had class the next morning, it was especially important that I attend because I transferred into Modern Issues in Contemporary Literature: Utopian Societies late and had already missed the first 4 lectures and 2 tutorials.  Needless to say, we left the hotel at 4:30AM and were on the first ferry to the mainland.  I was home by 9AM and was able to shower and eat a big lunch before heading off to school.
     By noon I was ready to collapse with exhaustion.  I don't often drink coffee, but I went through 3 that Monday.  It was a poor choice on my part to drink one at 4PM with a body that is so unaccustomed to caffeine.  Honestly, I only drink super diluted tea, the only other times I drink caffeinated beverages is the Red Bull portion of Jager bombs.
 Maybe coffee is another one of those coming of age things...