Turns into this:
School went back this week, and I realized I was totally unprepared the day before. We made a trip to the huge mall to collect the backpack I've been pining for. There's $89 I'll never get back, but it's an investment for my future. Plus it's real pretty and doesn't make me feel like a stupid kid when I wear it.
He had a pigeon on a string. It was squirrelling around in his hood and he was petting it. A cluster of buddy-guys got on at the next stop and they were cooing at the black pigeon in a surprisingly loving manner. The bum told them the saga of his faithful companion, Raven. As a fledgling, her nest was under attack by crows and she was hurled to her death, but instead, she bounced against his filthy body and a monumental relationship was born. "At first I was her mother, and now I'm her mate".
He was covered in poop. It was gross.
Return of the King was on TV a few days ago, it reminds me how scary elephants are.