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I do so, more than anything, want to have a Cotton Eyed Joe themed party. Not country music, not red neck theme, just Cotton Eyed Joe themed. Horse Rave. It'll be the next big thing since ABC parties, I reckon.
Pulling wild rats out of your hair? Sounds like my dream party time. Who wouldn't want this? And how about that Hill Billy Kurt Cobain lead singer?