I don't know why I can Google "C.H.U.D. jack o'lantern" and get images of female circumcision, child birth, and crowning, but Google safe search won't tell me "why is getting butt implants a thing". I am living in a world of horror. All I wanted was to carve a glowing Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller on my pumpkin this Halloween night and finally understand if Nicki Minaj's ass is attractive or not based on the ideals of modern ass-man culture.
The Struggle is real.