My house is about 500 degrees below my ectotherm lizard queen limit of tolerability. My parents won't let me turn the heat on because it is only September so I had to wear a coat and beret in my nest to not freeze to death and catch my death of cold. Oh wait, too late.
After all of this Jersey-ness, what was the only logical thing for me to do you ask? For the first time since the beginning of summer, I broke out the sunless tanner and a pair of vinyl gloves and rubbed myself down with toxic chemicals. I want to maintain my summer glow, ok? It's not hypocritical because you can still tell I'm totally a white gurl. My room still reeks of self tanner though.